Read the Manual, Please

[Verse 1]
Woke up at dawn, coffee in my hand,
Headin' to the office where I take my stand,
Tech support’s my game, solving woes all day,
But some folks call in, they just won’t obey.

[Chorus]
Oh, read the manual, please, it’s right there in your hand,
I’m tryin' to help you out, but you just don’t understand.
I’ve got a hundred calls, and I’m losing my cool,
Just read the manual, don’t make me the fool.

[Verse 2]
You say the printer’s jammed, and you’re pulling your hair,
But if you flipped to page three, you’d find the answer there.
Can’t you see the instructions, they’re all in black and white?
I’m losing my patience, trying to make it right.

[Chorus]
Oh, read the manual, please, it’s right there in your hand,
I’m tryin' to help you out, but you just don’t understand.
I’ve got a hundred calls, and I’m losing my cool,
Just read the manual, don’t make me the fool.

[Bridge]
I’m a friendly voice on the other end of the line,
But when you ask me questions, I’m just wasting my time.
Every word I speak feels like a heavy stone,
Your ignorance is showing, and I’m feeling alone.

[Chorus]
Oh, read the manual, please, it’s right there in your hand,
I’m tryin' to help you out, but you just don’t understand.
I’ve got a hundred calls, and I’m losing my cool,
Just read the manual, don’t make me the fool.

[Outro]
So next time you call, take a moment to see,
The answers are waiting in your manual, trust me.
I’ll be here to help, but let’s make it a breeze,
Just read the manual, please, oh, read the manual, please.