Let Them Eat Tide Pods

In a world gone wild, where chaos reigns,

We look back now, oh, what a shame,

If we had just let them take that ride,

Wouldn't be facing this reckless tide.

Let them eat Tide Pods, that's what they say,

A reckless adventure, just a foolish play,

If we had just let them be who they are,

We wouldn't be drowning in this endless bizarre.

Scrolling through memes, laughter in our eyes,

But we missed the warning, caught in the lies,

With each viral post, the madness grew,

If we had just laughed, we’d have pulled through.

Let them eat Tide Pods, that's what they say,

A reckless adventure, just a foolish play,

If we had just let them be who they are,

We wouldn't be drowning in this endless bizarre.

Oh, where did we go wrong, where did it split?

A moment of whimsy turned deadly wit,

Regret in our hearts, we’re paying the price,

If we had just watched, oh wouldn’t that be nice.

Now the newsreels roll, chaos on display,

Voices ringing out in dismay,

But if we just shrugged, and let them roam,

Maybe then this madness would find a home.

Let them eat Tide Pods, that's what they say,

A reckless adventure, just a foolish play,

If we had just let them be who they are,

We wouldn't be drowning in this endless bizarre.

Life’s a crazy ride, we all take the chance,

But sometimes it feels like a reckless dance,

If we hadn’t cringed, but joined the fun,

Maybe we’d find peace when the day is done.

Let them eat Tide Pods, that's what they say,

A reckless adventure, just a foolish play,

If we had just let them be who they are,

We wouldn't be drowning in this endless bizarre.

So here’s to the dreamers, the daring of heart,

Let’s pause a moment, make a fresh start,

If we could go back and change our view,

We’d raise a glass and say, “Hey, let them be true!”

So let them eat Tide Pods, let’s laugh it out loud,

We’ll learn from mistakes, let’s make it a crowd,

If we have each other, we’ll weather the storm,

Embrace all the chaos, keep each other warm.