Tater Crusader #3 rockin trailer

I am the Tater Crusader, ready for the ride,

We’re going to have a good time, come on, let’s collide.

Toss me some taters, hand me that hairspray,

We gonna have some fun today, Tater Crusader!

I like them baked up, mashed and fried,

I love the hash browns, can't let it slide.

But the kind I like best, ain't like the rest,

It goes sixty miles an hour with the hairspray power!

PVC and a 12 gauge stock,

This ain't no Glock, it's a ticking clock.

Barbecue igniter provides the fire,

Load it up, ram it down, it’s time to inspire!

Grab the Aqua Net and yell, it's about to go down!

Spray the juice and cap it off, feel the ground shake, pound for pound.

Point it downrange and hit the trigger,

Feel the thump, watch the tater get bigger!

I’m the Tater Crusader, hear my battle cry,

With every explosion, watch those taters fly high.

Hairspray igniting, we’re shaking the ground,

In this tater revolution, joy can be found.

I am the Tater Crusader, we're gonna have a good time,

Toss me some taters, hand me that hairspray, let’s climb.

We're gonna have some fun today, Tater Crusader,

In the world of flavor, let’s be the creator!

So join the crusade, it’s a culinary ride,

With every crunchy bite, let the flavor thrive.

I am the Tater Crusader, come along, don’t wait,

In the kingdom of taters, together we'll celebrate.