My Hero Drinks Coke Zero Jerry Ray's Song

Willard says Coke Zero puts a spark in his step.

He does seem to have a little more pep.

He will wave one around like he’s holding gold.

He says each bottle has to be ice cold.

He makes a little giggle after each sip.

I can’t tell if he is belching or letting one rip.

I think Coke Zero screws up the senses,

It will take an open mind and put up fences.

He can have his Coke Zero, I’ll keep my water.

Coke sure can’t make you any smarter.

What kind of hero drinks a Coke Zero?

He’s not an alligator hunter in a pirogue.

He is a man that can kick cancer’s ass.

You might say his has gonads of brass.

Yes, He’s my hero,

Even though he drinks Coke Zero.

I just know I am going to kick his butt,

If I catch him pouring Coke Zero in my water.

But, he downs them like a pro.

My hero drinks Coke Zero.

He likes his music and plays it loud,

If he is by himself or in a crowd.

He has been writing songs since he was a teen.

Say something bad about them, he’ll look at you mean.

What kind of hero drinks a Coke Zero?

He’s not an alligator hunter in a pirogue.

He is a man that can kick cancer’s ass.

You might say his has gonads of brass.

Yes, He’s my hero,

Even though he drinks Coke Zero.

Any time you look at him, he has a smile.

Tell him to stop writing and he will get riled.

He is a lover of life and a chaser of women.

If he was to catch up with one it is a given,

He would for sure treat her like a queen.

He would give them everything and never be mean.

He should let them drink what they want though.

There is not many that can stomach Coke Zero.

What kind of hero drinks a Coke Zero?

He’s not an alligator hunter in a pirogue.

He is a man that can kick cancer’s ass.

You might say his has gonads of brass.

Yes, He’s my hero,

Even though he drinks Coke Zero.

I know I give him a hard time but he likes it.

If I didn’t pick on him he would think I was mad.

He is my little brother from another mother,

If you took his Coke Zero he would be sad.

I hope you take this song like any joke.

We will hold up our drinks, me water you Coke.

So here is to you brother Will my hero,

Even if you drink that nasty Coke Zero.

What kind of hero drinks a Coke Zero?

He’s not an alligator hunter in a pirogue.

He is a man that can kick cancer’s ass.

You might say his has gonads of brass.

Yes, He’s my hero,

Even though he drinks Coke Zero.

Ewwww, nasty Coke Zero.