Mishka The Purring Professional

Have you ever wondered what it’s like,

To get your coverage from a furry tyke?

Meet Mishka, with a purr so light,

He’s the champion of insurance, day and night.

After four naps, he takes his stand,

Under the desk, with a paw in hand.

He’ll check your policy with a stretch and a yawn,

While batting at the mouse, he'll be on till dawn.

Oh, Mishka, wandering in your dreams,

Purring through the paperwork, or so it seems,

Bring him some treats, and you’ll surely see,

This cat's got the answers you need to be free.

His philosophy’s quite simple, my dear friend,

If you come with snacks, then your woes will end.

But no treats on board? Brace for that glare,

With a judgmental look, you’ll feel the despair.

In talks of premiums, he’s got a quirk,

Insisting on belly rubs before the work.

Just tread lightly on that precious round,

For the “rub my belly” game can trip you down.

Oh, Mishka, wandering in your dreams,

Purring through the paperwork, or so it seems,

Bring him some treats, and you’ll surely see,

This cat's got the answers you need to be free.

He’ll curl up in a ball while he reviews,

With a flick of his tail, he’s got all the cues,

Negotiations start, oh what a delight,

Just beware of his mood, if you turn out contrite.

The cats’ meow for protection, no need for despair,

As long as you pamper him, you’ve found your share.

Oh, Mishka, wandering in your dreams,

Purring through the paperwork, or so it seems,

Bring him some treats, and you’ll surely see,

This cat's got the answers you need to be free.

So if you find yourself in a coverage plight,

Remember Mishka’s wisdom, it’s pure delight.

“Purr-tection first, paperwork later,” he’ll say,

With a smile and a stretch, he’ll brighten up your day.

A feline of fortune, your insurance guide,

With Mishka by your side, there’s nothing to hide.