Felix the Frog

I want to tell you all the story of Felix the frog.

He could cluck like a chicken, he could bark like a dog.

He could moo like a cow, he could quack like a duck.

He could even make a sound like a big Mack truck.

Vroom, vroom, chsh, chsh.

He would sit on his rock from daylight to dark,

Going cluck, cluck, moo, moo, quack, quack, bark.

Till his mom one day said “Son that is enough.

You just sit around all day making that noise,

You won't even play with your froggy toys.

You're going to have to leave if you don't hush.”

A wise old owl flew by that day.

He said,”Felix you could do that for pay.

You should go to Hollywood and be a star.”

Felix thought, “why sit around here and pout,

I've got the talent, it's got to come out.

If Kermit can do it I too can be a star.

So he gathered up what he'd need for the trip,

Shook hands with his dad, kissed his mom on the lip.

Said, “I might not make it but I'll do my best.”

Started hopping from little rock through sun and rain.

You know frogs can't take an aeroplane.

Hibernated two winters while heading west.

You know that's a long, long way to hop.

He got pulled over by a motor cop.

He said, “you can't be on the road without a car.”

So he started staying to the back roads and ponds.

Every now and then he'd give a show at a farm.

All the animals said he was sure to go far.

This is the story of Felix the frog.

He could cluck like a chicken, he could bark like a dog.

He could moo like a cow, he could quack like a duck.

He could even make a sound like a big Mack truck.

Vroom, vroom, chsh, chsh.

Finally made it to the corner of Hollywood and Vine.

Thought he'd hop across the street to a puddle to dine,

And about got squashed by a big Rolls Royce car.

Felix was so scared he gave a bark and a cluck.

A guy jumped out of the car and said, “ you're in luck.

I'm a tv producer and I'm going to make you a star.”

Now every Saturday Felix makes a different noise.

He's become a hero to all the girls and boys.

He could just as easily been a greasy spot on a tire.

This is the story of Felix the frog.

He could cluck like a chicken, he could bark like a dog.

He could moo like a cow, he could quack like a duck.

He could even make a noise like a big mack truck.

Vroom, vroom, chsh, chsh.

Moo, quack, ugah, bark, oink