Flapping Jaw From Upper Ball

The flapping jaw from upper Ball.

She beats all you ever saw.

Bless her heart she can’t stop talking.

She will talk standing still or walking.

She is loved by one and all,

The flapping jaw from upper Ball.

If there is no one there, she’ll talk to the stove.

She has talked to every tree, in her paw paw grove.

Her husband has to be stone deaf,

Or has his ears filled with cotton.

Ask her in ten minutes what she said,

She will have forgotten.

When she gets started telling her tale,

She will go on for hours with no fail.

I’ve known her to go on for two days.

All you can do is listen,

You can’t get a word in, edge ways.

The flapping jaw from upper Ball.

She beats all you ever saw.

Bless her heart she can’t stop talking.

She will talk standing still or walking.

She is loved by one and all,

The flapping jaw from upper Ball.

She is my sister-in-law and I love her,

Life would be boring without her,

But I’m glad my wife didn’t get the talking gene.

I don’t know if I could handle the cotton.

I might would have to hide and never be seen.

The flapping jaw from upper Ball.

She beats all you ever saw.

Bless her heart she can’t stop talking.

She will talk standing still or walking.

She is loved by one and all,

The flapping jaw from upper Ball.

She is loved by one and all,

The flapping jaw from upper Ball.

The flapping jaw from upper Ball.