Lyrics
When Did You Grow Breasts?
[Intro]
Yo, yo, yo, listen up,
We about to break it down,
All the humor-haters in the town,
It's a vibe check, you ready? Let’s go!
[Verse 1]
If you got no sense of humor, man, just take a rest,
Dragging everyone down, you failing the test.
Remember the days when laughter was a must?
But now it feels like joy is covered in dust.
When did you grow breasts, sir? Tell me your tale,
You act all offended like you're on a holy trail.
In a world where jokes got a warning label,
C’mon man, this ain’t a fable, it’s time to be stable.
[Chorus]
If you can't take a joke, guess you’re too damn woke,
Throwing shade like a storm, but it’s just your cloak.
He ain't heavy, he's my sister; we lift each other high,
But you keep on tripping over feelings, don’t lie!
[Verse 2]
Virtue signaling gone through the roof,
Pointing fingers at anyone, just calling out your goof.
Self-deprecation's now defecation of your soul,
Sucking joy outta life, you got no control.
Blaming the world as if it owes you a laugh,
You’ll sink us all down, take that chosen path.
Take my wife? Just kidding, man, please,
You lost the plot on humor, tossed it to the breeze.
[Break]
You put a lock on the joy, but that ain't fair,
Too serious for smiles, man, what’s up with that stare?
[Chorus]
If you can't take a joke, guess you’re too damn woke,
Throwing shade like a storm, but it’s just your cloak.
He ain't heavy, he's my sister; we lift each other high,
But you keep on tripping over feelings, don’t lie!
[Verse 3]
Now your face in a twist like a pretzel, so grim,
Can’t roll with the punches, join the laughter hymn.
Choking on your anger, can’t you see the light?
Life’s too short for battles; let’s dance through the night.
The punchline’s life, it’s funny as hell,
But you’re busy in the corner, casting your spell.
You forgot how to chuckle, man, it ain't right,
Join the crew of the merry, step into the light!
[Bridge]
So if you woke up mad today, let it slide,
Lighten up, my friend, take a joyful ride.
We need laughter, not drama; we need smiles, not frowns,
Be part of the solution, not the worries and towns.
[Outro]
So gather ‘round people, let the humor unfurl,
Let the laughter take flight, let it spin and swirl.
Life's tough; it’s a mess, but we got to share,
When did we forget to just laugh without care?
So keep it light, man; hold your heart dear,
Humor's the glue, let’s spread that cheer!
When Did You Grow Breasts?
rap, aggressive, melodic
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