Trump's Zero Score Blues

[Verse 1]
Well, gather 'round folks, let me tell you a tale,
About a man in the White House, who sure likes to regale,
He claims he's a genius, got it all figured out,
But Jimmy Kimmel showed us what he's really about.
Went to Harvard, thought he conquered the test,
But his scorecard was a mess, not the very best,
Zeros on the paper, yeah it made quite a splash,
Harvard's finest? Nah, just a comical crash.

[Chorus]
Oh, Trump’s got the zero score blues,
Bragging ‘bout greatness, but he’s got some poor views,
Laughing so hard, can’t help but adore,
Kimmel dropped the mic, now it’s zeros galore.

[Verse 2]
He called out the grads, said they ain’t so bright,
Didn’t see his reflection in the shining light,
Claiming he’s smart, yeah with a twist of fate,
When you pull out a score like an old rusty plate.
Jimmy read the numbers, audience roared,
“Didn’t fail, my friend, just couldn’t score!”
Trump's staff was stunned, eyes wide in disbelief,
As they watched their boss take a comic relief.

[Chorus]
Oh, Trump’s got the zero score blues,
Bragging ‘bout greatness, but he’s got some poor views,
Laughing so hard, can’t help but adore,
Kimmel dropped the mic, now it’s zeros galore.

[Bridge]
Every time he shouts, “I’m a genius, real smart!”,
A stable genius flees, it’s a technical art.
“Shut him down!” he yells, with anger so plain,
“Arrest that Jimmy Kimmel!” he screams through the pain.

[Verse 3]
Melania just shook her head in despair,
“The loudest meltdown since election night air,”
At Mar-a-Lago, what a sight to behold,
A comedy tragedy, all scoffed and retold.
From his golden tower, he just can’t comprehend,
Zeroes in the game, zero luck in the end,
So keep counting your blessings and cracking a smile,
Because laughter's the winner, oh it'll be a while.

[Chorus]
Oh, Trump’s got the zero score blues,
Bragging ‘bout greatness, but he’s got some poor views,
Laughing so hard, can’t help but adore,
Kimmel dropped the mic, now it’s zeros galore.

[Outro]
So here’s to the laughter, it’s the best of our days,
Turning failed genius into humorous plays,
With every punchline, we find our way back,
To a world where the jokes never lack.
Trump’s zero score blues, we’ll keep singing along,
A reminder that humor can make right the wrong.