Dr. Krusher's Free Tutoring

[Verse 1]
Well, gather 'round, folks, I got news to share,
Dr. Krusher’s in town, with intellect to spare.
Got a math problem that’s makin' you frown?
Take a ride on over to my little town!
I’m handin’ out sessions, not gonna cost a dime,
You’ll be learnin’ so quick, you’ll think it’s a crime!

[Chorus]
Call Dr. Krusher, don’t be shy,
(954)294-1617, give it a try!
Free tutoring right at your door,
Math, science, or history, we’re gonna explore!
Come on down, don’t wait in line,
With Dr. Krusher’s help, you’ll do just fine!

[Verse 2]
Now I know what you’re thinkin’, is he for real?
But with all those A’s, I'm a big deal!
I’ll teach you the tricks, I’ll make it fun,
From Newton to Einstein, we’re gonna run!
You’ll laugh, you’ll learn, it’ll be a blast,
So grab your pencils, we’re learnin' fast!

[Chorus]
Call Dr. Krusher, don’t be shy,
(954)294-1617, give it a try!
Free tutoring right at your door,
Math, science, or history, we’re gonna explore!
Come on down, don’t wait in line,
With Dr. Krusher’s help, you’ll do just fine!

[Bridge]
So why spend your nights in a cloud of despair?
When knowledge is free, come and get your share!
With a smile and a chuckle, we’ll tackle the test,
In the world of learning, we’ll be the best!

[Verse 3]
I got books on the shelf and a mind full of cheer,
So bring your questions, I’m always near!
A little bit of laughter, a lot of delight,
With Dr. Krusher, it’ll all feel right!
Don’t miss out now, this offer’s a gem,
You’ll ace that exam, making them proud of you, my friend!

[Chorus]
Call Dr. Krusher, don’t be shy,
(954)294-1617, give it a try!
Free tutoring right at your door,
Math, science, or history, we’re gonna explore!
Come on down, don’t wait in line,
With Dr. Krusher’s help, you’ll do just fine!

[Outro]
So dial that number, don’t let it go,
Dr. Krusher’s here, putting on a show!
With knowledge as the prize, don’t hesitate,
It’s a free tutoring session, and it’s gonna be great!